18 May 2007

things i heard at work today

once i kicked a head off a pigeon.

my first word was shit.

when chuck norris gives you the finger he is telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

Wow!

Awesome!

(I wish you could hear the sarcasm in my voice. It's dripping.)

We had our first rain of the rainy season last night. It was CRAZY like a mini-hurricane. My bed was by the window (which was open since it's over 100, even at night) so I slept on a SOAKING mattress. But it was great.

Unknown said...

So ... once a month, eh?