30 January 2006

don't try this at the office

In schools all over London, apparently, break-times are seeing boys running into the toilet to masturbate furiously, collect their jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out and find a younger kid...then slap them in the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We'd rather they do that than write notes in the margins.

Ritmeyer said...

what!? That's gross.