02 January 2006

it's an aardvark!!!!!

this weekend i was walking in dupont and some guy was walking his dog. the dog was huge and very excited. he ran up to a homeless man and started sniffing him. the homeless man started jumping up and down screaming, "oh my god, oh my god!! it's an aardvark! it's an aardvark!" then he just stopped and said "oh you're a dog" and walked away.

15 comments:

Cressida said...

that is so funny man.

Anonymous said...

One time this person came over to my house and changed my TV station. When they left they left it on that station and when I got back it was still crappy crappy TV on. So I changed the channel. At least homeless people have an excuse.

caprice said...

some people are so rude. what kind of crappy tv was it? something horrible like vh1 or E?

RitMeyer said...

If I had a nickle for evertime I mistook a dog for an aardvard...

Ray said...

aardvarks are cute. I don't think I would have screamed, even if it WAS an aardvark.

Cressida said...

lol. that was funny ray.

Anonymous said...

None of this is funny to me.

Ray said...

Thanks cressida :)

no thanks, anonymous. You're a party pooper, do you know that? are you proud?

caprice, how is your week???

jkdbva said...

What the hell is up with people posting anonymously? This is my blog pet peeve.
P.S. Aardvark are NOT cute. They're just not. I would have screamed. Then again, I scream at pigeons. And people from NJ who DO NOT know how to drive. (sorry... bad experience on the Key Bridge today).

Anonymous said...

Aardvarks are my pet peeve.

Mark said...

I used to have a pet peeve. It died. Hey, doesn't anyone do the Oh my dog joke anymore?

Cressida said...

why can't you just pick a creative name dammit anonymous?!?!? entertain us. you can be Aardvark if you want.

Ray said...

Let's just call him Aardvark. And we can pretend that, when we see 'anonymous' it really says aardvark. Cuz, seriously. It's pretty weird to be anonymous.

Ray said...

capriiiiceeee, have you seen the movie In America?

babyjewels said...

Tell me more about this homeless man. I have a friend who's totally into them.