God, yes I am!!! Damn. I can't believe I don't get any tail on my birthday... how LAME... I'm lame. I'm 26 and I've had 1 real relationship... and no one wants to sleep with me on my birthday... and I have to go tag along for Ellie's birthday party outting on Friday night and pretend it's sort of my birthday outing as well... but who cares. As long as I have the beer bottle and my lungs to scream with, I'll be fine. Everyone love an Italian girl.
silly it could be any night of the week, anytime during the year, and hello boys love cressida! all of it is in our hands girls. we make the decision, they just try to hustle. and of course we laugh at them. oh men you are not lame! i better not ever hear that again from your lips! hello, im still in school, completely dependant on my parents. who's the loser?
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God, yes I am!!! Damn. I can't believe I don't get any tail on my birthday... how LAME... I'm lame. I'm 26 and I've had 1 real relationship... and no one wants to sleep with me on my birthday... and I have to go tag along for Ellie's birthday party outting on Friday night and pretend it's sort of my birthday outing as well... but who cares. As long as I have the beer bottle and my lungs to scream with, I'll be fine. Everyone love an Italian girl.
I am pretty positive you could find someone to have birthday sex with you. but who wants to screw a hobo?
skip ellie's bday. drive to cinci and see the chippendales. i realize that they are all gay. but gay is better than homeless.
silly it could be any night of the week, anytime during the year, and hello boys love cressida!
all of it is in our hands girls. we make the decision, they just try to hustle. and of course we laugh at them. oh men
you are not lame! i better not ever hear that again from your lips! hello, im still in school, completely dependant on my parents. who's the loser?
PoPo - very true. Men who live in trollies are not that hot. I've discovered. hmmm.
caprice - might have to settle for all male review at blue moon...
aoife - i know, i'm not really lame. I don't judge my life by the men in or not in it. honestly. there's much more. like trollies!!!
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