17 October 2005

i was tagged but i don't want to be it

I tag Aoife and L-tims and Mark “i need to get my own blog” M.
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Well, I looked like the Houses of Parliament for awhile so no one would have known if it was really me or really the Houses, so it didn't matter.
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
yes. I don't want my face plastered all over cyber space. What if somebody pastes my head onto fat anna nicole smith's body?
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
Look up dork. Do many email you?
4. Do you lie in your blog?
nope. I really was kidnapped by gypsies
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
As in life, I am just outright aggressive
6. Do you delete mean comments?
yep. I am running a PG-13 establishment, with only occasional forays into the R realm
7. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog?
Clearly written by a guy.
8. Do you have a job?
Yes, and it sucks. I would like to retire and live a life of leisure but my accountant, who happens to be my father in law, says it isn't really in the numbers.
9. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Heck yeah! And I would move to Dubai and begin my life of leisure.
10. Does your family read your blog?
Doubtful. My friends won't read it either.
11. How old is your blog?
About 5 months
12. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
I haven't reached 1000 views at all. A little.
13. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
Yep I have a secret blog. Nope I don't write about any of those things.
14. Is blogging narcissistic?
Without a doubt
15. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
No. I only have one consistent reader, Cressida.
16. Do you like John Mayer?
Yes. Why?
17. Do you have enemies?
Yep. Once a girl tried to toilet paper my house and put mean signs in the yard. But she missed and got the neighbor instead. I laughed a lot and made fun of her. She was even angrier then.
18. Are you lonely?
No. But I wish I had more people to boss around.
19. Why bother?
Why not?


Mark said...

Hey, I'm a consistent reader too! Can't do this now, they're closing the building. Will do it tomorrow, promise.

Who's John Mayer?

Cressida said...

that was funny. about the bossing. hehe.

caprice said...

mark is a consistent reader too!!!

houseofpain said...

i am so insulted. i, too, read it regularly--regularly being once a week, not once a day. but that's still regular.

plus your blog is NOT five months old. it is 3.5, max. i know because I READ IT TOO.


caprice said...

well i got it in june. started posting in july and we are almost through october. so that is about 5 months.
you are a semi regular reader.

Cressida said...

ya. a regular is an everyday/every other day. So I win. haahah! I'm first! I'm the winner!
But not for long - as I will have no computer or internet access in Cali, except for the local library. which sucks.

thanks for doing the questionnaire!