this weekend i was walking in dupont and some guy was walking his dog. the dog was huge and very excited. he ran up to a homeless man and started sniffing him. the homeless man started jumping up and down screaming, "oh my god, oh my god!! it's an aardvark! it's an aardvark!" then he just stopped and said "oh you're a dog" and walked away.
02 January 2006
it's an aardvark!!!!!
this weekend i was walking in dupont and some guy was walking his dog. the dog was huge and very excited. he ran up to a homeless man and started sniffing him. the homeless man started jumping up and down screaming, "oh my god, oh my god!! it's an aardvark! it's an aardvark!" then he just stopped and said "oh you're a dog" and walked away.
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that is so funny man.
One time this person came over to my house and changed my TV station. When they left they left it on that station and when I got back it was still crappy crappy TV on. So I changed the channel. At least homeless people have an excuse.
some people are so rude. what kind of crappy tv was it? something horrible like vh1 or E?
If I had a nickle for evertime I mistook a dog for an aardvard...
lol. that was funny ray.
None of this is funny to me.
Aardvarks are my pet peeve.
I used to have a pet peeve. It died. Hey, doesn't anyone do the Oh my dog joke anymore?
why can't you just pick a creative name dammit anonymous?!?!? entertain us. you can be Aardvark if you want.
Tell me more about this homeless man. I have a friend who's totally into them.
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