Huddersfield (England) man Martin Hoyle was spotted by a passing motorist having sex with a Staffordshire bull terrier called Badger. Hoyle told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me. The dog pulled my trousers down."
what is there to say to this? i mean really, if you are the police officer who has to take this report, what do you say?
3 comments:
you say, "well sir you could have picked a slightly more attractive breed.. like a standard poodle or alsatian. terriers? that's just gross."
i think terriers are cute.
scottish, westie, soft coated wheaten. poodle is gross!!!
goin to quibble over the breed?
the fact the officer wrote up the incident, and took down the man's comments, ah yes, only in england. whata irish guard woulda done with that situation
dont get me started on what the aussie's woulda done
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