15 November 2005

popbitch news

It's hard to believe it was only one year ago that George W Bush was re-elected President. Since then he seems to have lost almost every single friend. Even his own family.
One Popbitch reader was at a Texas dinner party recently and sat next to a friend of Barbara Bush, Dubya's mother. Over the meal she confided that the Bush family only ever called the President by his rather patronising family nickname, "Junior". And that on a recent hunting trip she'd asked Barbara what George was like.
"Junior? Hmmmm..." Barbara apparently sighed. "He's not like the rest of us."
Mrs Bush's friend leant towards our source to explain.
"Here in Texas... that means he's stupid."

(FYI: Actually Dubya does have one fan - 50 Cent.
He's been defending the President from Kanye West's attacks, saying, "The New Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an act of God. People responded to it the best way they can.")

3 comments:

Unknown said...

In the Target car park today there was a car with the Maryland vanity plate "BUSH 04".

50 Cent believes it was an act of God that the government diverted funds earmarked for shoring up the levees to military spending?

Ritmeyer said...

Even more proof so many think Junior is an idiot, nice work lady.

caprice said...

dubya or junior
why would you call someone that
why would they answer