for those of you who were concerned:Almost two years after the closely watched celebrity couple split after a 43-year romance, Ken is considering a makeover in an effort to win his doll baby back. This wouldn’t be the first time Ken reinvented himself. In the 1970s and ’80s, he took up inline skating and boogied to disco tunes; in the ’90s he focused on his careers as a businessman, baseball player, explorer and rock star.
In early 2004, Barbie split with Ken and headed to a California beach, where she caught the eye of Blaine, an Australian boogie boarder.
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hey cressida,
not that you need barbie's handouts but maybe you could look blaine up. he is australian. which means that he would have an accent if he could talk!
For a minute there I thought the 2000s Ken was meant to be Kendra--you know, after the operation. I'm still not convinced he/she's not.
And the 1990s Ken? Words fail me.
2003: Saudi Arabia's "Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice" (the muttawa or "religious police") declares that Barbie's provocative clothing is offensive to Islam. The doll is already banned in the kingdom as a "Jewish" toy, but are available as contraband. "Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful."
ken may not want her back now that he know how the reasonable kingom of saudi arabia feel about her.
i mean really, acceserories AND tools? how much can one girl have?
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