Now that Michael Jackson has fled to Bahrain, Paris Hilton is filling the "crazy celebrity with monkey" void by walking around Los Angeles with her pet primate, called Baby Luv. However, when she visited Agent Provocateur, Baby Luv went bananas, biting Paris and clawing at her face. Paris tied the monkey to a cabinet, then bought $400 of panties. Ominously for Baby Luv, she also purchased a bullwhip.(FYI: Michael Jackson reportedly disciplined his chimp Bubbles by shaving his arse.)
3 comments:
Hey, that's how I trained my husband too. Weird.
i just spank his arse when he's naughty.
what?
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I tied my monkey up and bought some panties...
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